Laminaria Seaweed Bath Cream: Breton Thalasso in Your Tub (Minus the Seagulls) 🌊🦆

Dreaming of a luxurious spa getaway, but your bank account is giving you the side-eye? Don't panic. We’ve condensed the absolute best of Brittany’s marine cosmetics into one single bottle.

Our laminaria seaweed (Laminaria digitata) is sustainably harvested in Roscoff, with the utmost respect for local crabs and the Guide to Good Practices. It’s green, it smells like lavender, and it feels absolutely amazing.

🕒 One Product, Three Ways to Highjack the Bathroom

Whether you are looking for target relief or a complete thalasso skincare for face and body routine, this bath cream does it all:

• 🛁 The "Royal Couch Potato" Option (As a Seaweed Bath): Pour it in, dive in, and let the marine minerals do all the heavy lifting while you stare at the ceiling. Your skin absorbs the nutrients, your mind drifts away.

• 💆‍♂️ The "Pro Athlete" Option (As a Massage Gel): Apply directly to those muscles crying for help after a workout (or after carrying heavy grocery bags). It instantly relaxes and deeply hydrates the epidermis.

• 🩹 The "Championship Poultice" Option (As a Local Mask): Slather locally onto highly tense areas or dry patches on your face and body. You will look a bit like Shrek for 20 minutes, but the results are totally worth it!

🌿 Why You Will Love This Marine Skincare Staple

• Packed with Trace Elements & Minerals: Perfect for tricking your body into believing it’s living its best life at a thermal resort by the ocean.

• Muscle & Mind Relaxation: Ideal after a long day spent typing "as per my previous email". It actively soothes tensions from face and body.

• Bulgarian Lavender Scent: A subtle aromatic touch to balance out the "low tide" effect. The perfect combo between ocean power and spa sweetness.

🧪 The Marine Secret Recipe (INGREDIENTS)

Composition / INCI: AQUA (WATER), LAMINARIA DIGITATA POWDER, ASCOPHYLLUM NODOSUM POWDER, CITRIC ACID, EUXYL Pe 90/100, XANTHAN GUM, SODIUM METABISULFITE, COPPER OXYCHLORIDE, BULGARIAN LAVENDER EXTRACT.